I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact of the matter is, when you're the youngest of a big family, by the time you're a teenager, your parents are insane. You're like, "Hey, I'm going roller-skating-" "You're not going roller-skating or you'll end up pregnant like your sister. Why don't you smoke pot and become a lawyer?"

I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.

The hardest part of the day is all the stuff after I open my eyes in the morning.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby.