I think the worst professional advice I received was this kind of unspoken message of "sit back and wait your turn," or "sit back and wait and let other people do things."

Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.

My new years resolution? I will be less laz.

I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.

Weight Watchers says nothing tastes better than thin feels. I can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels.

I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.

Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.