I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll.
I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
I've been outed as a Christian.
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.
I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.