How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.
This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.
I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.
I think that there's part of me that feels like maybe I should have been more social.
Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, ‘Oh, they’re nice,’ but if a stranger’s ugly, you’re like, ‘What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.