I think when I started doing stand-up, that's when I really tried to question everything in my belief system which is - I think a pretty important part of being a comedian is really questioning things.

It doesn't matter if you're religious or not. Does anything make you feel more uncomfortable than some stranger going, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus?

Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby.

If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after he strangled a family. "Yeah-that dad was a tough one to kill."

I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane.