I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.
I just want to be known as funny.
Thanksgiving, you know - Thanksgiving - it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is we overeat.
The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.
What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?
When I started stand-up - and this is in the '90s - there was definitely people hadn't watched decades of Comedy Central, where people are really much more educated on stand-up comedy.