I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.

Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'

It's good to be back in New York. I have lived here ten years. I'm originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana: Mafia. But the fact of the matter is where I grew up there was something very similar to the Mafia: 4-H.

When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters.

I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.