They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you like you're taking from his personal stash. "Looks like my kids aren't having ketchup tonight."
Jim GaffiganWeโre never satisfied when it comes to food. โYou know whatโd be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, letโs use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!โ
Jim GaffiganBut in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.
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