You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.
Jim GaffiganThere is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
Jim GaffiganI always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York.
Jim GaffiganI've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.
Jim Gaffigan