I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.

The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.

You didn't question - kind of like, you would go to college. You would wear a tie to work. You would, you know, you would work for 40 years. And then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. That was how I was raised.