Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.

I really don't care about birthdays. It's something where even as a kid, I never really felt comfortable when someone would sing to me.

Award shows are really silly. I'm very happy for the people that win the awards, and I can say they're really silly, but I would love to get one. So I also know wasting time on that is pointless.

It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

In stand up, you get an awareness of how you come across, but in acting there is almost a hyper-awareness on how you might be physically perceived.

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.