Lifetime is television for women. Yet for some reason, there's always a woman getting beaten on that channel. "In a Lifetime original, Meredith Baxter-Berney gets beaten with a rod. In a Lifetime original, Rod."
Jim GaffiganThere were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldnโt get to it. โI gotta go to the post office, but Iโd probably have to put on pants. And theyโre only open till five. Looks like Iโm going to have to do that next week.
Jim GaffiganI was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up.
Jim GaffiganI'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact of the matter is, when you're the youngest of a big family, by the time you're a teenager, your parents are insane. You're like, "Hey, I'm going roller-skating-" "You're not going roller-skating or you'll end up pregnant like your sister. Why don't you smoke pot and become a lawyer?"
Jim Gaffigan