It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I would say my return to my faith is - it's a very personal thing.

I'm not a foodie; I'm an eatie. I don't have anything against foodies. I just don't have the time or the interest to do that much research.

There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

I'm not saying that McDonald's gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious.