It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

I love standup comedians. I really do.

I'm afraid of a couple things. I'm afraid of getting caught up in other people's expectations, because I feel like that's an ongoing battle.

I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?

In stand up, you get an awareness of how you come across, but in acting there is almost a hyper-awareness on how you might be physically perceived.

I always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York.

If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out.