I'm afraid of a couple things. I'm afraid of getting caught up in other people's expectations, because I feel like that's an ongoing battle.

Thanksgiving, you know - Thanksgiving - it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is we overeat.

Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.

I always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York.

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.

My childhood best friend is an anesthesiologist. It's the least amount of human interaction for a doctor. I don't think you can get that burned out on it.

I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.