I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.
I smoke crack. I get all my dancers together and we do a prayer.
I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.
The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.
Be more assertive with what you want to do.
We wrote about having five kids and bringing them to church. A journalist at The Washington Post wrote this article where the headline was "The New Catholic Evangelism Of Jim Gaffigan." And it was a bit terrifying.