If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out.

Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."

It doesn't matter if you're religious or not. Does anything make you feel more uncomfortable than some stranger going, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus?

I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.

If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out.

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.