In stand up, you get an awareness of how you come across, but in acting there is almost a hyper-awareness on how you might be physically perceived.

All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.

Be more assertive with what you want to do.

I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my wife and - you know, and now we're going in there every other day baptizing a kid.

I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny.