The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.

I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.

It doesn't matter if you're religious or not. Does anything make you feel more uncomfortable than some stranger going, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus?

My wife and I, we work together. And we wrote this book, "Dad Is Fat." And in the book, I was encouraged constantly by my editor to be more personal and talk about more personal experiences.