The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.

I grew up in a Catholic family in the Midwest. And I knew people of different faiths and people that were atheists and people that were agnostic.

I live in New York City, but it doesn't matter if you're in any large, metropolitan area, there's kind of a little bit of survival-of-the-fittest, so when you encounter kindness or people going out of their way in an empathetic way, it's almost startling.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Weight Watchers says nothing tastes better than thin feels. I can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels.

“Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldn’t it be hysterical if we went bowling?”