The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

I think when I started doing stand-up, that's when I really tried to question everything in my belief system which is - I think a pretty important part of being a comedian is really questioning things.

You're on stage and because stand-up comedy is one of the few meritocracies in the entertainment industry, there's some kind of - at least for me, there's some kind of idea of control.

Be more assertive with what you want to do.

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.