Don't get caught up in other people's expectations. Don't take anything for granted, either.

I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me.

Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape.

How did we get to the point where we're paying for bottled water? That must have been some weird marketing meeting over in France. Some French guy's sitting there, like, "How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water."

There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.

I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but I have a rough idea what's in water.

I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.