One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?

I wouldn't say that comedy brought me away from it.I think that my idea of faith was another obligation in my life.

I just want to be known as funny.

Bacon's the best, even the frying of bacon sounds like an applause.

You ever mix two different groups of friends? That can be stressful. You always feel like you have to prep 'em. You're like, "These people over here, uh, they don't think I drink. And don't be thrown by my British accent."

I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.