One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny.

I need the concept of mercy for me to have some semblance of self-admiration. So in real life, I'm probably somebody who is more devout.

A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.

Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.

I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?