One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.

I grew up in Sheepshead Bay.

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.

The entertainment business is such a strange, crazy perception business that you're either given way too much respect, like people saying, "You should be the head of the sitcom!" Or you're given no respect, where they're like, "You should audition to be the garbage man that lives four houses down."

I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.