You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.
Jim GaffiganNow that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.
Jim GaffiganLife is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and theyโre attractive, you think, โOh, theyโre nice,โ but if a strangerโs ugly, youโre like, โWhat do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.
Jim Gaffigan