I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.
My new years resolution? I will be less laz.
I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience.
Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after he strangled a family. "Yeah-that dad was a tough one to kill."
For stand-up comedians that go onstage and get to write and perform and direct, and do all these things, the allure of a television show is still there but if it doesn't offer a level of creative fulfillment, it's oddly unappealing.