A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.

Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'

Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"

I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.

My faith is very personal. It's not something that I want to project on other people.