There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I am - which is not to say that that's a bad thing.

I've been doing stand-up for so long, I think 19 years, that I love topics I can also expand on. Once I identify a topic like, say, seafood, which is a big one right now, it's like there are different kinds of tangents I can go on to build a larger chunk.

I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this.

There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only thing I know. I don't know anything else.

After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!