I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.
Jim GaffiganI realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.
Jim GaffiganOnce you put bacon into a salad it's no longer a salad, it just becomes a game of find the bacon in the lettuce. It's like you're panning for gold, hmmmmm, EUREKA!
Jim Gaffigan