I think being a doctor is really hard, and it's really this thankless, never-ending job. It's not even that you get done with a project. There are always sick people.

I need the concept of mercy for me to have some semblance of self-admiration. So in real life, I'm probably somebody who is more devout.

Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings.

I saw this college team bowling championship. Each team had their own coach. What kind of strategy advice is a bowling coach giving? "You know what? This time Timmy, I want you to knock down all the pins." "You sure?" "Trust me. Just do it son!"

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

I grew up 45 minutes outside of Chicago.

It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.