I feel guilty if I'm not reading books, but I read scripts of movies or things that I know I'm committed to that I'm going to do the project. I tell myself, "I'm going to read this script like six times," and I only read it the initial time.

Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy.

I think the worst professional advice I received was this kind of unspoken message of "sit back and wait your turn," or "sit back and wait and let other people do things."

When you have five little kids, you're not going to open Mindy Kaling's latest book. You're playing with your kids.

I grew up in Sheepshead Bay.

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.