My new years resolution? I will be less laz.

I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up. It's what the founding fathers would want.

There has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that cafeteria Catholics are wrong.

It doesn't matter if you're religious or not. Does anything make you feel more uncomfortable than some stranger going, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus?

There are different parts of us. You want to feel safe but you want to also feel challenged.

Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.