Weight Watchers says nothing tastes better than thin feels. I can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels.

I would say my return to my faith is - it's a very personal thing.

Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.

Be more assertive with what you want to do.

You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.

We tend to outdo ourselves.