There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldnโt get to it. โI gotta go to the post office, but Iโd probably have to put on pants. And theyโre only open till five. Looks like Iโm going to have to do that next week.
Jim GaffiganYou can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
Jim GaffiganI don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.
Jim Gaffigan