Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?
Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness.
Cancer is always funny.
Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.
I know that Colbert could quote Thomas Aquinas and all this, but I'm somebody who, because it's a necessity for me on a personal basis. I need it because I'm a lunatic.