My kids are so dramatically different, but it's not like I would trade one in or like there's one I would pick over the other ones. I know that sounds like I'm bullshitting. I also have five of them so I barely know them.

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.

I love standup comedians. I really do.

Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.

Meredith Baxter Birney gets beaten by a rod, in the Lifetime Original, Rod.

I think being a doctor is really hard, and it's really this thankless, never-ending job. It's not even that you get done with a project. There are always sick people.