I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.
Jim GaffiganYou ever read an article, and at the bottom, it says, 'Continued on page six'? I'm , 'Not for me. I'm done.'
Jim GaffiganI think being a doctor is really hard, and it's really this thankless, never-ending job. It's not even that you get done with a project. There are always sick people.
Jim Gaffigan