You didn't question - kind of like, you would go to college. You would wear a tie to work. You would, you know, you would work for 40 years. And then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. That was how I was raised.

But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.

Some people that work for Hot Pockets came to my Denver Paramount Theater show. They brought these hot pocket boxes the size of suit cases for me to sign. I wrote "these are WMD's" on the boxes. The HP people seem to have a good sense of humor about all of it.

I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me.

I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this.

A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.

Don't take this the wrong way but I care more and I'm a better online friend than you. I also spend way to much time online.