I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.

Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

I'm not a foodie; I'm an eatie. I don't have anything against foodies. I just don't have the time or the interest to do that much research.

I just want to be known as funny.

Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.

Stand-up is so rewarding, and I enjoy the acting opportunities I've had, but the only time I really feel bad is when I feel like I have this manufactured belief that I should be doing something else or there should be some type of recognition. On an intellectual level, I know it's stupid.