I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.

I like to think of bread as really bland cake.

I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling."

Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.

Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. So I feel like with food, it is a passion of mine. It's where my sensibility rests. I love topics that are universal, and I love stuff that doesn't alienate people.

It really never came up, but I think that in present-day America, they're - you know, and I touched on it in the initial clip - is that we are in the middle of this culture war.