Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.

Thanksgiving is the most complicated meal you can think of. Every night, dinner is just pasta. It's just different shapes of pasta.

When you have five little kids, you're not going to open Mindy Kaling's latest book. You're playing with your kids.

I grew up in Sheepshead Bay.

I smoke crack. I get all my dancers together and we do a prayer.

Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.

People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You were named after Grandma." The seventh kid, "You were named after a sandwich I had. Now get your brother, Reuben."