Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.

When I'm in touch with the idea that there is a higher power and that there is, you know, other factors at work, it - it kind of quells my narcissism.

Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.

I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.

People need to write articles and they need to have angles in them and I'm grateful when people are doing articles, but I always say there's not a great mystery to stand-up comedy.