Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

There are different parts of us. You want to feel safe but you want to also feel challenged.

"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.

You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a big fundraiser!'