Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

I've been outed as a Christian.

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.

For me, it's always a little sad getting out of bed. Every morning after I get up, I always gaze longingly at my bed and lament, 'You were wonderful last night. I didn't want it to end. I can't wait to see you again.

There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I am - which is not to say that that's a bad thing.

I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.

Thanksgiving is the most complicated meal you can think of. Every night, dinner is just pasta. It's just different shapes of pasta.