I don't want to pick a team. I want to make people laugh and hopefully bring some - be humorous about the human experience, you know, whether they're people of any stripes of life.
Jim GaffiganJesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.
Jim GaffiganI think what Pope Francis is saying is that nobody's perfect, you know? And so someone like Joe Biden, you know, where - you know, when he was running for president, people were - there were some bishops that were like don't let him have the Eucharist. And Pope Francis is saying that's not the point of this.
Jim GaffiganThere is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
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