Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.
My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.
I would say that now I'm somebody who goes to church.
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.
You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."
I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.