My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.
Jim GaffiganMy wife and I, we work together. And we wrote this book, "Dad Is Fat." And in the book, I was encouraged constantly by my editor to be more personal and talk about more personal experiences.
Jim GaffiganHave you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'
Jim GaffiganJesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.
Jim Gaffigan