Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

I'm a guy who comes from a small town in the Midwest. It's not in my nature to say the most explicit things in public.

I had some jokes that were dirty. And some of it is when I started making appearances on Conan and Letterman back in the late '90s, I think. You had to remove the curse words, or you couldn't do some of the more explicit jokes.

Once you put bacon into a salad it's no longer a salad, it just becomes a game of find the bacon in the lettuce. It's like you're panning for gold, hmmmmm, EUREKA!

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.

I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.

Wouldn't it have been weird to go to high school with the Pope? You know, somebody did, someone's sitting at home, watching TV in Poland, they see the Pope, they think, "That guy was a jerk! He was so mean to me and now he's Pope? I got a swirly from the Pope!"