People treat having a kid as somehow retiring from success. Quitting. Have you seen a baby? Theyโre pretty cute. Loving them is pretty easy. Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. Being happy is really the definition of success, isnโt it?
Jim GaffiganOne of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
Jim GaffiganI wish, in some ways, I was the type of comedian who could do something blistering and topical, but I'm the guy who gets stuck in the revolving door and thinks I should write about that.
Jim GaffiganThe Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine a scenario where we consume a ton with individuals who pester the heck out of us.
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