People treat having a kid as somehow retiring from success. Quitting. Have you seen a baby? They’re pretty cute. Loving them is pretty easy. Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. Being happy is really the definition of success, isn’t it?

When you have five little kids, you're not going to open Mindy Kaling's latest book. You're playing with your kids.

I'm not a foodie; I'm an eatie. I don't have anything against foodies. I just don't have the time or the interest to do that much research.

The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.