It's amazing how email has changed our lives. You ever get a handwritten letter in the mail today? 'What the? Has someone been kidnapped?'
Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby.
Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane.
I don't want people to think I believe in God.