Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always like to hang around there, try and meet the ladies. "Here, I'll pump for you. You come to this Wendy's often? My roommate and I, we got a pony pump back at my dorm. Here's an extra shot "

Once you identify yourself as believing something, you open yourself to ridicule.

You know, I want to teach, but I don’t want to read?

Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

I grew up in a Catholic family in the Midwest. And I knew people of different faiths and people that were atheists and people that were agnostic.