I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

There's this message to comedians in particular, that you shouldn't write it, and a television writer should write it. And that's a prevailing conventional wisdom that I think is really wrong. That's not to say that television writers aren't great, but I think that the belief that some comedy writer's going to be able to capture your voice is naive.

I wish, in some ways, I was the type of comedian who could do something blistering and topical, but I'm the guy who gets stuck in the revolving door and thinks I should write about that.

I grew up 45 minutes outside of Chicago.

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"

I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.