I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
I love writing stand-up so much and tinkering and looking for ideas.
Deep frying a Twinkie makes it healthy, right?
You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.
It doesn't matter if you're religious or not. Does anything make you feel more uncomfortable than some stranger going, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus?