There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.

That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.

We tend to outdo ourselves.

I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience.

“Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldn’t it be hysterical if we went bowling?”

I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?

I grew up in Sheepshead Bay.