One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.
Jim GaffiganยReally, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldnยt it be hysterical if we went bowling?ย
Jim GaffiganI always want my standup act to appeal to everybody in the room, and when I started standup, and I would see people talk about their kids and their wife, and I'd always cringe a little bit, like, 'I can't get a date, I don't know what you're talking about.'
Jim GaffiganNo one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much.
Jim GaffiganScreaming. Did I mention the screaming? Screaming is usually associated with horror films and roller coasters. This is why I usually look like I've just watched a horror film on a rollercoaster. Kids love to scream. Frightened, happy, bored. They scream. I've actually learned to love the sound of a vacuum cleaner. It's just so peaceful.
Jim Gaffigan