Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?

Weight Watchers says nothing tastes better than thin feels. I can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels.

There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I am - which is not to say that that's a bad thing.

I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my wife and - you know, and now we're going in there every other day baptizing a kid.

I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'