There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldnโt get to it. โI gotta go to the post office, but Iโd probably have to put on pants. And theyโre only open till five. Looks like Iโm going to have to do that next week.
Jim GaffiganI've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires.
Jim Gaffigan