Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

The idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know what I mean?

I don't want people to think I believe in God.

When I'm in touch with the idea that there is a higher power and that there is, you know, other factors at work, it - it kind of quells my narcissism.

Some people that work for Hot Pockets came to my Denver Paramount Theater show. They brought these hot pocket boxes the size of suit cases for me to sign. I wrote "these are WMD's" on the boxes. The HP people seem to have a good sense of humor about all of it.

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

I don't have any delusions. I'm not a novelist - I'm a comedian who writes. I love doing the stand-up and the touring and the albums and all that, but it's pretty amazing to go into a library and see your book there.