Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.

I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll have a glass of water, you want a shot of Jäger? You want eight of 'em?"

I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.