Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. It's - there's - it's not based on logic.

Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

Twitter allowed me to talk about parenting in short snippets and find out what I really wanted to say about it, which is that I'm a dad who had no idea what he's doing.

It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.

Some people that work for Hot Pockets came to my Denver Paramount Theater show. They brought these hot pocket boxes the size of suit cases for me to sign. I wrote "these are WMD's" on the boxes. The HP people seem to have a good sense of humor about all of it.

It took me a long time to understand not to get caught up in other people's expectations. It really comes down to creative fulfillment. It took me a while to realize I don't want to just be on a show to be on a show.

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!