I didn't think that it's something that would happen. I didn't think I would be in the position, emotionally or financially, to be able to do that. But I've been lucky [to have big family].

I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?

I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.

The hardest part of the day is all the stuff after I open my eyes in the morning.

Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.

My childhood best friend is an anesthesiologist. It's the least amount of human interaction for a doctor. I don't think you can get that burned out on it.

I smoke crack. I get all my dancers together and we do a prayer.