I didn't think that it's something that would happen. I didn't think I would be in the position, emotionally or financially, to be able to do that. But I've been lucky [to have big family].

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy.

I think what Pope Francis is saying is that nobody's perfect, you know? And so someone like Joe Biden, you know, where - you know, when he was running for president, people were - there were some bishops that were like don't let him have the Eucharist. And Pope Francis is saying that's not the point of this.

It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'

Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?

Deep frying a Twinkie makes it healthy, right?

I don't want people to think I believe in God.