I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.
Jim GaffiganWho was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"
Jim GaffiganBoutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.
Jim GaffiganThere has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that cafeteria Catholics are wrong.
Jim Gaffigan