Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"

It doesn't matter if you're religious or not. Does anything make you feel more uncomfortable than some stranger going, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus?

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

I'm not a foodie; I'm an eatie. I don't have anything against foodies. I just don't have the time or the interest to do that much research.

Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.

It's amazing how email has changed our lives. You ever get a handwritten letter in the mail today? 'What the? Has someone been kidnapped?'

Comedy is a very lucrative business now, but when everyone first went into it, it didn't make sense from a financial standpoint.