Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"

Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There's something about this process. I joke about it: My kids have made me a better person, and I only need, like, 34 more of them to be a really good guy.

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.

I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires.

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

I think what Pope Francis is saying is that nobody's perfect, you know? And so someone like Joe Biden, you know, where - you know, when he was running for president, people were - there were some bishops that were like don't let him have the Eucharist. And Pope Francis is saying that's not the point of this.

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.