Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"

I didn't think that it's something that would happen. I didn't think I would be in the position, emotionally or financially, to be able to do that. But I've been lucky [to have big family].

I always had this romantic notion of living in New York. I just felt like, everyone could be different and weird and whatever they are in New York.

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'