It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to do what?! Watch Growing Pains? What was I thinking!?" But at night you're like, "La La La La La, Hey! Growing Pains, awesome! And I've seen this episode. That Kirk Cameron's always in trouble."

There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I am - which is not to say that that's a bad thing.

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."

My faith kind of keeps me in touch with the idea that I'm not in control of things.

Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby.

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.