I don't want people to think I believe in God.
If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out.
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.
That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.
Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'