The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.
Jim GaffiganIt's amazing how email has changed our lives. You ever get a handwritten letter in the mail today? 'What the? Has someone been kidnapped?'
Jim GaffiganWho was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"
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