The hardest part of the day is all the stuff after I open my eyes in the morning.

You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."

I've always been somebody that it takes me longer to learn things, but once I learn them... I'm like a quarterback that plays best in the fourth quarter.

Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.

I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.